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August 11, 2021

Only if he is hard-boiled

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Sumbal Javaid

According to Christian theologians in the late 1800s (Schofield, Willink), God is an extradimensional entity. Jesus, being half extradimensional entity, could shift into higher dimensions, becoming ghost like, and thus be able to pass through solid objects. If he so desired, he could imitate a swimming motion, though it would not be necessary. He could also imitate riding a unicycle while floating in the air, though they likely had not been invented at that time, while his disciples cheered at him "IT'S DAT BOY! OH SHIT! WHADDUP?".

Cheryl Williams

Goddammit op. I have been reading ur titles for ages. Give me some recognition atleast. I read it. Stop writing that shit on the title.

Mylene Mylene

If fish breath with water They can drink air

John Clark

Timothy Drake

You were saying?

Pinky Quiban

what.

Avis Evans

I'm a Christian and I enjoy these posts. Then i go to the comments and watch the fun begin it's great.

Mirza Aman Ullah Baig

He was floating to the sky, duh

Kc Aj Butchek

Chuck Norris once swam on land...

Mohsin Abbas

Yes, yes he can.

Charles Massey

Well the bible wouldn't consider that a good question. Actually most wouldn't mind if God smitted you.

Su San

I feel like there is an order of monks dedicated to pondering that very question.

Kristy Stamper-Hannah

Can Jesus swim on land? Well, Aladeen!

Robbie Martinazzi

If Jesus can walk on water then chuck Norris can swim through land

Zhai Ambion Castro

isn't there a jojo stand that does that?

Kristina Marie La Vallie

Cap? I need the sauce from the first image, what is his name?

Sijo S Karthi

The band king missile made that claim years and years ago

Claudia Ivette Moreno

Ah, Bo Burnham

Jessica D Hall

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